Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 18, 2024

While you’re up, would you mind frying up some bacon

Are you decent?

Got up only a few minutes ago, still at my morningly mug of coffee. (Munich, Bavaria, Germany, Central Europe)

So: No.

He’s wearing hearts on his shorts. So pinch him. He’ll put on pants fast enough.

I had boxer’s with hearts on them I wore them once, the wife had a good laugh and that was it.

Yes, I’m decent. I’m also fully clothed, and enjoying my coffee.

Considering how holey your underwear is, he might go there to beatify it!

another thing I like about living alone… my accoutrements are rarely criticized

He might be jealous and want a pair of his own!!

It should be noted here that the head of the catholic church does NOT, himself, wear “pants” – at least not that WE can see…

Depends on your definition of “decent.”

It’s OK, you’re married.

At least he’s not wearing his tightie whities.

2022, motorcycle accident…spent 5 nights in the hospital. I had my wife bring me a pair of “kissy lips” shorts for me to wear…not underwear, “loungewear” shorts. On my 2nd day, the nurses got me up for a walk, and I had on the hospital gown, a tshirt, and the kissy lips shorts. I didn’t get far before another employee came up and asked for me to wear something other than the kissy lips, or to wear something to hide them. Really? I was happy, comfortable, and willing to take a walk until after that. I wasn’t asking anyone to kiss my behind…it’s just a pair of funny shorts…black material with red lips all over them. I did what I could to get out of the hospital quicker after that…I didn’t want anyone there to be offended over what I chose to wear while recovering.

Already at the front door, bring out the wine while you are there…..

No doubt where Elliot gets his snark.

Their fridge doubles as a urinal!