Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for March 07, 2024

Don’t have an i"MAC" for lunch.

Please don’t go that far!!!!!

My wife got an implanted device, all I asked for was a port so I could recharge things.

“We have come a long way since the days using the Tinman alarm clock. This model is digital and MIDI, using a variety of cool clicking sounds.”

I hope I never need a pacemaker.