Close to Home by John McPherson for March 16, 2024

I wonder how much time it might take for her to get a pedicure.

Hi Bleeb.

It is spring.

Another unsuccessful centipede blind date.

How do they know which are the arms, and which are the legs?

But did she shave between her legs?

Ah ha – “Scentapied.”

Not a good way to end the week, Bleeb.

This will kick off any moment … and that will be one h*** of a shindig.

… I dont know if they’re Centi’s or Milli’s!!!

… and he has arms, she has legs…

Nope! This cup is just not gonna be enough coffee for this one!

How in the world is she going to wiggle out of this one?

Centipede dating???

Must’ve taken 4 hours at least

SO-HIS R ARMS BUT HERS R LEGS?

If they went to the bathroom after having had asparagus, will they would have scentedpeed.

That’s where peas come from! Legumes my foot!

It’s a good thing Millie peed before she got there.

Hilhairous!

Today? If would take at least a week.

In just one day? I’m impressed.

That’s impressive if she can shave her legs in one day.

It’s time to bug out of there, Bleeb.

This must be the Bugapest Restaurant, I hear they really exotic food.

Double centipede joke.

I didn’t think they allowed dating when you’re in a 12-step program.