Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 15, 2024

Blame the lawsuit-happy crowd.

And one wonders why youth ends up on Tic Tok….

Boo that sign!

What about checkers?

Don’t even think about it!

Recess? No, depress!

No running – Jog or sprint. No jumping – Hop around. No throwing – Just toss. No kicking – Then just go screaming

No Nothing!!

Just play with your stupid phone? No wonder kids don’t have any social skills.

Do not pass “Go”, do not collect $200, go directly to jail…

YEESH! How are you suppose to have fun these days?

How did the previous generations survive without helmets, knee pads and a trophy just for joining?

Ridiculous! No wonder this generation is so sensitive to everything…aaaaacckk!

A sign of the times.

When they tore down Ebbetts Field, the old home of the Brooklyn Dodgers baseball team, they built a big apartment complex on the site. there’s a sign in the open area that says “No Ball Playing.”

“Woke” emasculating the male species to make it more effeminate. Should we forget that these last dozen years it’s been war against responsible initiative takers with simultaneous praise for lazy entitled stagnant sloths???

it might as well say don’t have fun while it’s at it. :J

No playing on the playground.

Once again I am reminded of “With Folded Hands.” I remember after I read it, I thought, we don’t need robots to wind up in that condition, we’re headed that way ourselves.

About once a week, our grade school principal would come to our classroom & scold us because some 1st or 2nd grader got clobbered while we were playing crack-the-whip, red rover, or British at recess.

Well, that’s just silly…

Unfortunately, there are some parents who will sue the school if their little darlings get hurt, which ruins things for everyone else.

“Alexei, Alexei, mustn’t run and mustn’t play, mustn’t jump and mustn’t climb, must be careful all the time!”

Let the helicopters fly

No pain, no gain……

My kids wore helmets when they were on the bicycle because of state law. Otherwise, they pretty much did what I did as a kid. Now their kids are doing the same. Then again, the kids with helicopter parents couldn’t even get dirty

Hey, the sign does not say “No Smoking”. Get happy. Go Lucky. It’s light-up time!

You might as well stay in the classroom during recess.

Happy Ides of March!

“If fact kid it’s just plain…NO!