B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 29, 2024

I don’t want to know.

Eh?

Beats a moonroof.

That was a bird brained idea…….

Can you scratch my back?

It’s called a soft landing…

Sure! What did you think was inside that crunchy outer coating?

Great, now your name will be “Squishy”!

You probably don’t want to know bird.

Look before you land!!!!!

Global warming?

I guess the sunroof was open.

birds roost on sun roof, leave presents?

Squish, because the shell is part of the turtle’s skeleton. He just opened up his innards!

Squishy!

Better find a river!

They’ve a cesspool in there … or is it an overflowing Wisconsin Mound Soil Absorption System drain field? (As a young boy, we rented an old farmhouse that had one … it attracted lots of frogs, which attracted lots of snakes. Heaven for me ….)

Probably landed in a big spot of suntan lotion. With the sunroof open, you don’t want to risk a sunburn. That could be painful.

Somehow I see turtle soup in his future

Ugh ….

Uh uh… Cicero!

squish- he didn’t make the turtles bladder gladder