Pickles by Brian Crane for March 24, 2024

Is Opal going to patch them with odor absorbing material?

‘Ya know, Earl, when most people wear out the seat of their pants, it’s over the bony parts of the butt, not right in middle. Your pattern looks more like a blow-out than a wear-out.

They wear out where you use ’em hardest. Not counting the pre-damaged ones.

We should introduce Roscoe to Daisy Bumstead. Those two have the best reactions.

I ask what happened to my clothes in general in my dreams because I’ve had dreams where I’ve suddenly found myself without clothes on.

Wow, Nelson’s pants are now worth a lot of money.

Nelson must like to play with toy trucks on the floor!

My mother would automatically iron n patches of my pants on the inside and the outside of each leg.

Trousers? How old is that grampa?

Remember Sears Toughskins jeans?

Earl’s been dragging his rump across the carpet, like Roscoe.

Now days you pay extra for the holes.

Opal’s chili packs a punch.

At age 70 I still get holes in my knees. I’m just a bit slower getting up.

Most of my childhood jeans ended up w/ iron on patches on the knees

…and people PAY for the holes! OY

ATTABOY EARL……you show ‘em…..

Farted hard enough to blow out his pants

He better not get arrested with those easy access jeans on.

That hole looks a lot like a blowout, Earl.

I am NOTTT even gonna ask…..

Kids have it tough these days. When they’re young, their parents get after them for having holes in their pants. But when they get older, their peers get after them for not having holes in their pants. They just can’t win.

How did Nelson get an “N” in his hair (last panel)? I wish I had enough hair to get a “J” on my hair. Might have to settle for a tattoo. ;-p

That sure gave Roscoe a laugh.

Old man’s tightie-whities..? Welp, that’s enough internet for me, today…

An old man’s.. umm, gas.. can dissolve most materials.

Did Roscoe just gag?

You can always blame Roscoe.

Clean underwear … well done for today’s show. Do you also pay extra for those pants?

“Chicks in New York pay top dollar for this garbage”- Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

I don’t think I would have told that story on myself.

Farmer was trying to hire help. He told each candidate to turn around. Then he said sorry, not you. Wife ask what are you looking for. He said someone with holes in their pants knees, and not the rear.

I tease my niece about her “hobo pants,” but she never laughs.

I wonder if Earl’s pants will cost more now.

Gas-X HIGHLY recommended!

Is Earl wearing Fruit of Loom tighty whities? Ewwwww…..

I see London, I see France, I see Earl’s underpants. (Thankful he doesn’t go commando!)