Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 29, 2024

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    This illustration is about as accurate as the average American’s concept of world geography.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    But no matter how much you work out, you’re still gonna weigh tons.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    That is not how it works. Earth is does not spins extra day every four years.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bicycles aren’t needed for Mother Earth’s spinning class.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Make it a double.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    I don’t think the planet cares.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Ok. On my mark, get set……GOOOOOOOO!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Planet fitness.

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    sandflea  3 months ago

    That’s one way of spinning it.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Doing the ´planet is anything but fit´ bit.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    Happy Leap Day!

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    I’m getting dizzy.

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