“I’m afraid you’ve got cows, Mr. Farnsworth.”
I was bitten by a German Shepherd, but I didn’t speak German in the ER.
No, he stood behind a liquid manure spreader. A longish hot shower with a lavender fragranted shower gel should do the trick. Poor guy.
“Have you ever been bitten by a Dalmatian?”
No, but he was slapped by that Slovenian woman he tried to put the moves on.
Spot on diagnosis, Doc.
He sounds like my dermatologist.
So you think he is a weredalmation?
Yeah, about 101 minutes ago.
Why, yes…
“My name’s Richard, but you can call me spotted Dick.”
He may have spotted the problem.
Other symptoms include riding in fire trucks and playing with the siren. :)
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
blunebottle 3 months ago
“I’m afraid you’ve got cows, Mr. Farnsworth.”
therese_callahan2002 3 months ago
I was bitten by a German Shepherd, but I didn’t speak German in the ER.
silberdistel 3 months ago
No, he stood behind a liquid manure spreader. A longish hot shower with a lavender fragranted shower gel should do the trick. Poor guy.
gammaguy 3 months ago
“Have you ever been bitten by a Dalmatian?”
No, but he was slapped by that Slovenian woman he tried to put the moves on.
julie.mason1 Premium Member 3 months ago
Spot on diagnosis, Doc.
fthiel 3 months ago
He sounds like my dermatologist.
DM2860 3 months ago
So you think he is a weredalmation?
Munch 3 months ago
Yeah, about 101 minutes ago.
Amra Leo 3 months ago
Why, yes…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
“My name’s Richard, but you can call me spotted Dick.”
cuzinron47 3 months ago
He may have spotted the problem.
Impkins Premium Member 3 months ago
Other symptoms include riding in fire trucks and playing with the siren. :)
thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.