ALWAYS remember, Aunty: a quick kiss burns up three calories. Each doughnut contains about 200 calories. So. . .if you kiss each donut 66.67 times, you can eat any number without feeling guilty. (Birthday card advice. . .)
The good thing about donuts in the office is that you do not need infinite willpower to resist them; you just need more willpower than 12 other people.
I average about 1.5 donuts per decade. I’ve already had one for the 2020’s.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 months ago
I see the logic. Friends with Garfield much?
jmworacle about 2 months ago
Exactly how I feel.
blunebottle about 2 months ago
I think you nailed it, Aunty.
Macushlalondra about 2 months ago
She’s right! All that ice cream, cookies, cake, fast food, etc. all crying “What? Don’t you love me anymore?”
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
For shame! Donut be surprised if a Culinary Court judge would endorse coffee grounds for divorce.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
Cheating on your donuts. That’s as low as somebody can get!!!
Doug K about 2 months ago
What kind of commitment have you made with your donuts?
1953Baby about 2 months ago
ALWAYS remember, Aunty: a quick kiss burns up three calories. Each doughnut contains about 200 calories. So. . .if you kiss each donut 66.67 times, you can eat any number without feeling guilty. (Birthday card advice. . .)
CorkLock about 2 months ago
There’s a hole in her head thinker.
jango about 2 months ago
I think that the donuts got their retribution by hanging onto her hips!
ladykat about 2 months ago
Maybe, Aunty.
dflak about 2 months ago
The good thing about donuts in the office is that you do not need infinite willpower to resist them; you just need more willpower than 12 other people.
I average about 1.5 donuts per decade. I’ve already had one for the 2020’s.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Aunty, face it you are nothing but a food and booze w#ore.
pheets about 2 months ago
I am an easy mark for chocolate. So is my butt.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
If it makes you feel less guilty, donuts are a wicked temptress.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 2 months ago
Yeah, I’ll go along with that.
sirjackum about 2 months ago
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
Ya know what they say: “a donut a day……”
paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago
I never cheat on my diet. I am always totally upfront and honest with it when I eat things that are bad for me.
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
Shame……shame ……shame!!!!!!