This protest will spoil their chance at being promoted to adjunct professor. The money is still lousy, but at least they can call themselves “professor”.
“And if anyone is threatened by advertising, air pollution, television, or the police, they should chant SMOKEY THE BEAR’S WAR SPELL:
DROWN THEIR BUTTS CRUSH THEIR BUTTS DROWN THEIR BUTTS CRUSH THEIR BUTTS…" Of course, he also wants “his followers, [to become ] free of cars, houses, canned foods, universities, and shoes…”
BE THIS GUY 3 months ago
President King still regrets going soft on the anti-Vietnam protesters.
SHIVA 3 months ago
Zippy should be offered up as the sacrificial goat!!!
snsurone76 3 months ago
What is Jeff Redfern doing during all this turmoil? Planting the seed that will grow into the Red Rascal?
Troglodyte 3 months ago
“It’s great to be King!”
mindjob 3 months ago
He will grind their bones to make his bread, ha, ha
GaryCooper 3 months ago
President King is modeled (loosely) on Kingman Brewster, the president of Yale from 1963 to 1977 (including the time Garry Trudeau was there).
Droptma Styx 3 months ago
This protest will spoil their chance at being promoted to adjunct professor. The money is still lousy, but at least they can call themselves “professor”.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
He doesn’t care if students graduate as long as they keep paying tuition.
MitchellTimin 3 months ago
What could he actually do? Have them arrested?
Eric S 3 months ago
sigh.. seeya when this story’s over
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
Tear gas is too good for them.
JH&Cats 3 months ago
Welcome to Dotheboys Hall.
Fuzzy Kombu 3 months ago
But see also
“And if anyone is threatened by advertising, air pollution, television, or the police, they should chant SMOKEY THE BEAR’S WAR SPELL:
DROWN THEIR BUTTS CRUSH THEIR BUTTS DROWN THEIR BUTTS CRUSH THEIR BUTTS…" Of course, he also wants “his followers, [to become ] free of cars, houses, canned foods, universities, and shoes…”