Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for April 28, 2024

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Two people in an elevator. One of them farrts. Everybody knows who did it. — George Carlin

In space, nobody can hear you toot. But there is no denying the invasive particles in your nose.

Apparently the lack of gravity and the diet causes ISS people to fart more than on Earth. So the guy in the space suit might be better off by himself.

Now THAT is what I would call an epic Dutch Oven.

Maybe someone has been planting a “whoopee cushion” on the Dullard’s courtroom chair. Nah…it is all of his own fault.

Getting home is gonna be a real drag.

Wow, that would be soooooooo funny 13 years ago when the shuttle was still flying.

made me laugh out loud, could hear it all the way in New York.

Anyone preparing for a high-altitude mission usually goes on a low-bulk diet.