“Well sir, see that cute, cuddly-wuddly, tiny little yellow alien in my backseat?! Thats my A9 partner… if I give the right command, he’ll walk up here and rip your face off! Now, how does that make YOU feel?”
Not exactly relevant to the comic, but a saw a bumper sticker on the back window of a Dodge Charger the other day that read “Only gay cops pull over”. I’m thinking that’s like putting a target on his back.
It makes me feel happy I pulled you over before you killed someone other than yourself, here’s your $500 speeding ticket, a summons to court, and another ticket for not wearing a seatbelt, and I see this is your fifth unpaid offense, please get out of the vehicle and assume the position while I call for a paddy wagon, you have the right to remain silent… How’s that make you feel?
ronaldspence 3 months ago
how many therapists does it take to change lanes on the freeway…trick questions, the lanes have to change themselves!
oldpine52 3 months ago
Is the 12 on the police car a reference to the TV show Adam 12?
David_the_CAD 3 months ago
It makes me feel like writing you a very big ticket.
a sage 3 months ago
It’s the judge’s feelings that will count.
nomad 3 months ago
I wonder what Bleep was busted for.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago
“Like giving you a ticket, to start with. But keep talking.”
Tigressy 3 months ago
And there you’ve got your answer.
Gina Carson 3 months ago
I have never had a therapist that was any help at all.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago
“It makes me feel angry you #$%&^$#.
chris_o42 3 months ago
It makes the officer FEEL like throwing the book at you!
donut reply 3 months ago
It similar to when a interviewer talks to the winner of a sport event.
The winner should come back with a unexpected comment, “Oh, I’m disappointed. I was hoping someone else would win”.
Dobie Premium Member 3 months ago
“Well sir, see that cute, cuddly-wuddly, tiny little yellow alien in my backseat?! Thats my A9 partner… if I give the right command, he’ll walk up here and rip your face off! Now, how does that make YOU feel?”
geese28 3 months ago
He feels like giving you a ticket
DawnQuinn1 3 months ago
The lanes also have to want to change.
Jim2g 3 months ago
What did bleeb do to be in the police car
MichaelD Premium Member 3 months ago
Charge him his consultation rate for every mile over the speed limit.
Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago
Slow.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
Not exactly relevant to the comic, but a saw a bumper sticker on the back window of a Dodge Charger the other day that read “Only gay cops pull over”. I’m thinking that’s like putting a target on his back.
davewhamond creator 3 months ago
“Here’s your ticket. I feel like we’ve made some progress here today.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
“Can I see some Id?”
CoffeeBob Premium Member 3 months ago
It makes me feel happy I pulled you over before you killed someone other than yourself, here’s your $500 speeding ticket, a summons to court, and another ticket for not wearing a seatbelt, and I see this is your fifth unpaid offense, please get out of the vehicle and assume the position while I call for a paddy wagon, you have the right to remain silent… How’s that make you feel?