UFO by Graham Harrop for January 20, 2024

“It” burped him up?

But kept those tasty shoes?

The clerk must be a jerk

That is beyond question

First works without asking for a perk

And then be alienATEd by the ingestion

Of course this becomes a habit

’Cause each jerk here tastes like rabbit

All that sewingmachine oil gave him indigestion. Gaatxtenghers are rather delicate creatures.

Alien ingestion is a vicious cycle on the planet UFO…GLARG! and GLARG! again.

I guess he doesn’t like his bonus pay.

Another failed capitalist take over.

It was supposed to be followed by a chaser, Bob!

He must have been singularly indigestible for the monster to spit him out.

He’s back!! : D

Wow, he survived!

Alien ingestion has become the norm on UFO.

Which end did he escape from?

I was happier with the bird. Hope he gets his job back.

You’re not “staff”. You’re a snack that gets paid to wait your turn.

Clerk was indigestible and was shat out…

That monster’s butt must be REALLY hurting!!

Bet the anus-expelled clerk smells real good!!