Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for April 28, 2024
April 27, 2024
April 29, 2024
Transcript:
"Who's misbehaving in Hollywood?" "You have options." "There's the pregnant singer in rehab." "The minor sitcom stud whose DNA proves he's a dad. And, then..." "There's the starlet who's too young to drive but not to parent." "Inspirational! Any more life-affirming news?" "You have options." "There's the celeb love child in detox, the boy who ran away from his $36 million Hollywood home..." "And the kid whose mega-wattage parents are in an Oscar-worthy custody battle." "Makes you wonder." "If they can fix dogs, why not movie stars?"
daisypekin01 25 days ago
Hear, hear!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 25 days ago
So did the starlet, who is a minor, work for Disney studios??
ladykat 25 days ago
It’s the egos. You can’t fix those.
donut reply 25 days ago
♫We’re white punks on dope. Mom and Dad live in Hollywood.♪
RadioDial Premium Member 25 days ago
..hate to point it out, but it’s not just Hollywood..
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 24 days ago
All reported in the National Enquirer, formerly run by the aptly but unfortunately named David P*cker (which for the record is on GoComics banned list!). Anybody with the name like that should’ve changed it before middle school
willie_mctell 24 days ago
I’ve never figured out why people are fascinated by stories about celebrities doing the same kinds of things ordinary people (with less money) do. Far as I know celebrity excrement is indistinguishable from the ordinary people variety except through DNA. Oh, regular people can’t afford spa level rehab.