Beardo by Dan Dougherty for April 15, 2024

What? You stabbed him, and he stabbed you back?

Con Funk. It is real.

I remember reading a story about a former general who ran for president. When he campaigned, shaking hands, in large crowds, his advisors recommended he use hand sanitizer as a precaution. He thought he was too tough to worry and he ended up with a bad case of skin rash

Yup, that’s the most common way sickness is spread. Human contact with others outside of your normal group. Best example, the spread of smallpox after first contact with Europeans by the American natives.

Gol dang con crud. Oh well, at least unlike on cruises I never came down with norovirus from any cons.

Anyone remember something called COVID?

Or you were the one who already had something and now you’ve attached it to everyone else.