Just another day, like any other day, at your local police department. I wish I could feel so entitled! With my luck, I’d get arrested for jaywalking and end up doing five years of hard labor.
boilerplate local news pieces about domestic disputes involving police intervention here in japan’s great white north always include the line there was no record of previous police consultations, somehow always completely failing to mention that the miscreants had also never been cited for blowing up a bus. for example…
SHAKEDOWNCITY 4 months ago
Wait until they find her collection of “pliers”.
Ubintold 4 months ago
First time she murdered a dinner.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 4 months ago
And possibly no Mr. Goody Two-Shoes anymore.
Superfrog 4 months ago
Yeah, you go for years without murdering anyone and make one little mistake….
Gent 4 months ago
Eh obviously she soon get release from prison for her goody good behaviour.
Farside99 4 months ago
Nowadays in California, she’ll probably only get a couple of months probation and 10 hours of community service.
Imagine 4 months ago
It’s always the ones you least suspect.
hubbard3188 4 months ago
She looked so pleasant and kind too!
Dobie Premium Member 4 months ago
OH NO! … she killed a bear???!
Wait… I just realized that was “grisly”…. So, never mind.
mfrasca 4 months ago
Like lambs to the slaughter.
pat sandy creator 4 months ago
there’s already a movie in development…
nancyb creator 4 months ago
Now identifies as Bloody Two-Shoes.
ladykat 4 months ago
It depends exactly what you did, lady.
AtariDragon 4 months ago
And then they found Richard….
markkahler52 4 months ago
Don’t look in the refrigerator!
Egrayjames 4 months ago
Just another day, like any other day, at your local police department. I wish I could feel so entitled! With my luck, I’d get arrested for jaywalking and end up doing five years of hard labor.
Kaputnik 4 months ago
Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes
Don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?
You don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?
…
There must be something inside.
Adam Ant
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
She’ll be wearing sandals, and shuffling along and wearing stripes…
raybarb44 4 months ago
Maybe not……
royq27 4 months ago
Must be New York or Chicago…
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
She is probably right……..criminals have the prosecutors on their side……..
waterworld 4 months ago
Kinda quiet, kept to herself, too.
wildlandwaters 4 months ago
I dunno…kinda looks like Ma Barker, if you ask me!
The Tooninator creator 4 months ago
The butler did it.
cuzinron47 4 months ago
Geez, butcher one pot roast and they make a crime out it.
davewhamond creator 4 months ago
And her book “Ms. Goody Two-Shoes… If I Did It.” will cover her legal fees.
T... 4 months ago
Her partner laid one too many comments on her…
lawguy05 4 months ago
In Biden/Soros’ America priors get you out faster – especially if the perpetrator is rapist or murderer.
Buoy 4 months ago
It seems Ms. Goody is done with Mr. Goodbar.
PaulGoes 4 months ago
First name is Karen
Impkins Premium Member 4 months ago
MOM?????????????????????? :)
gopher gofer 4 months ago
boilerplate local news pieces about domestic disputes involving police intervention here in japan’s great white north always include the line there was no record of previous police consultations, somehow always completely failing to mention that the miscreants had also never been cited for blowing up a bus. for example…