Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for December 22, 2023

Somebody is looking to get onto Santa’s naughty list.

She’s that desperate?

When I was a kid in the ‘50s, Santa often smelled of alcohol. I recall my mother’s disapproval. Don’t hear that now, but actually I can’t recall going anywhere near him in the last 40 years.

Mother Goose = Future Mrs. Claus?

Duh! Midnight.

Um, I have to pull an all nighter.

Mother Goose! Really?

Apparently, Santa gets her hot. Could be the flannel, though..

There’s a Claus in his contract that he can’t date the customers’ moms.

He must have taken Enzyte

We could go to your place and sing “Baby it’s cold outside” …

Thinking Mother Goose is probably quite uniform on who she uses that line.

Grimm’s looking cute there.

Jessica might have something to say about that.

Look out, Grimmy…mama’s gotta do a little lap dance!

Santa needs helps.