Person in Heaven: Hey, here's a little tip to pass along ... don't walk across the street while twittering.
How’s the network there? Any “dead zones”?
Now you tell me!! Signed, Mr. John Doe (Deceased)
Isn’t that why they call it Twitt ering?
Amen to that.
Ya Think !
Add driving to that list. There are people who are stupid enough to do that also!
odds are he was mowed down by a driver doing the same thing, unless he a lawyer, but that’s a completely different gag.
You misspelt, Joe_Minotaur. It’s “twit erring”!
he must really have a good network to get service up here.
Hi Bob
I believe you’re right, Joe.
Twittering caution
Tweets are for twits.
Why doesn’t the angel twit on that big book for that man who twittering a note?
Hey bud, that’s not nearly as dumb as still Twittering away while crossing paths with God Almighty.
Well, if they’re going to allow twits in heaven, then I’m not going.
Doctortoon, is that a real cat?
If a person talking on a cell phone gets hit by a driver talking on a cell phone ….does that cancel the whole thing out?….Me thinks only if they are talking to each other when it happens..in that case they are both TWITS!!!!
He was probably making a comment about the “yellow pages.” (Oh, I guess that is “walking” not “talking.”)
February 16, 2022
attyush about 15 years ago
How’s the network there? Any “dead zones”?
pouncingtiger about 15 years ago
Now you tell me!! Signed, Mr. John Doe (Deceased)
Joe_Minotaur about 15 years ago
Isn’t that why they call it Twitt ering?
greeneyedtxn about 15 years ago
Amen to that.
HUMPHRIES about 15 years ago
Ya Think !
Dutchboy1 about 15 years ago
Add driving to that list. There are people who are stupid enough to do that also!
jsprat about 15 years ago
odds are he was mowed down by a driver doing the same thing, unless he a lawyer, but that’s a completely different gag.
prasrinivara about 15 years ago
You misspelt, Joe_Minotaur. It’s “twit erring”!
bald about 15 years ago
he must really have a good network to get service up here.
MDNomad about 15 years ago
Hi Bob
Radical-Knight about 15 years ago
I believe you’re right, Joe.
garylhursttx about 15 years ago
Twittering caution
milano99 about 15 years ago
Tweets are for twits.
Wildmustang1262 about 15 years ago
Why doesn’t the angel twit on that big book for that man who twittering a note?
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
Hey bud, that’s not nearly as dumb as still Twittering away while crossing paths with God Almighty.
wndrwrthg about 15 years ago
Well, if they’re going to allow twits in heaven, then I’m not going.
Varnes about 15 years ago
Doctortoon, is that a real cat?
Caddy57 about 15 years ago
If a person talking on a cell phone gets hit by a driver talking on a cell phone ….does that cancel the whole thing out?….Me thinks only if they are talking to each other when it happens..in that case they are both TWITS!!!!
arturogondaro about 15 years ago
He was probably making a comment about the “yellow pages.” (Oh, I guess that is “walking” not “talking.”)