Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 07, 2023

Not your average beverage.

It’s only pretentious if you tell everyone about it.

Amazing! With you being lactose intolerant and all.

Pretentious…, Moi?

190 degrees is much too hot for steamed milk.

Is the steamed milk so that you can’t taste the coffee?

Is this what they call a “First World Problem”?

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I see “coffee” and then a bunch of other words that do NOT belong with coffee.

Folgers, perked and black

I buy my coffee by the pound and perk it up a quart at a time. It’s TLAR (that looks about right) with the milk I put in it.

I never got into fancy coffee. I can’t even order it since I don’t speak the language.

huh

I’ll stick with my Timmy’s double double.

She’s arty said too much.

She called “moi” pretentious – is the way I heard it.

I don’t drink coffee, but I wonder how people know they like a “half fat, mocha something with whatever sprinkled on top” A friend of mine thought I was making fun of her when she ordered some complicated drink, but I was quite impressed. LOL I just get to say “tea please, with milk”

“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don’t know what the hell they’re doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino.” — Joe Fox (You’ve Got Mail)

To call her pretentious is an understatement

That’s not coffee. I’m not sure what it is, but it isn’t coffee.

Found the Tanzanian Peaberry variety a couple of years ago and now that it the only bean used at home – and consumed uncreamed, unflavored and unsweetened

After a few days baresta started a ‘flat black’ when she saw me approach..

Some of these (so called) coffee dri kers are wankers.