Close to Home by John McPherson for October 10, 2023

does that mean he swallowed the ball?

He was wide open

I bet Kyle got a big kick out of that!!!

Necking tonight should interesting

Usually, the comments explain one I don’t get. I still don’t.Anyone?

Looks like Sarah carries two of Kyle’s past successes in her thighs.

He urgently needs to see about getting that ball removed!!

… they need it back, those things are expensive!

Everyone seems happy with the outcome.

I’m curious, how did he get his polo sweater on?

They decided to just let him keep the game ball.

I dont get it?

This is a weird one. I would have gotten it sooner if the football wasn’t so flattened out. Regardless, weird….but funny, as usual!

Quite an object to have stuck in his craw.

Gulp!

A football hero is only on top of the world for a week. Of course, that’ll probably give this guy just long enough to expel that football, one way or another.

“Like a bird that swallowed a plate.”

Good thing he didn’t choke on the play.

Him and his big mouth!

What’s your favorite food, Kyle? “Pigskin!”

How is he not even choking?

Ain’t that a kick in the head!!

Are you sure that isn’t just a really big goiter?

He had a ball at the game.

Neck boobs.

He got to keep the game ball, although he probably shouldn’t have.

HA! College neckball can be pretty competitive.

Kyle with teeth like yours, you should have been wearing a mouth guard.

Digusting the distortion of the body, I can’t look…

blockhead!

I wonder if he can pass the ball…?