Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 08, 2023

Two strong coffees to go.

It’s rocket fuel.

But are you going to stick a probe in it?

“First thing in the morning” translates to “pre-caffeine” and it’s NOT a good state to be in while trying to manipulate the remote lifting device.

The poor fellow is going to have a hard time explaining to his wife what happened to her coffee. And then it won’t be the aliens that will have probed him.

First thing in the morning yeh that face would be hard to take.

Is that why its called STAR bucks

“Bean me up, Scotty”.

I really do like that drink they have

And then they return anything with pumpkin spice in it.

Priorities.

Ooo! That’s grounds for an intergalactic war!!

At least they are civilized

‘Bean’ me up (coff-coff).