A young squire wanted to be a great hero. A kindly wizard gave him a flying pickle that he could ride into battle. One day a messenger rode breathless into the castle.
‘The Mongols have captured Princess Penelope!’
The King turned to the squire. ‘Can your magic pickle fly fast enough to save her?’
Differentname 10 months ago
A young squire wanted to be a great hero. A kindly wizard gave him a flying pickle that he could ride into battle. One day a messenger rode breathless into the castle.
‘The Mongols have captured Princess Penelope!’
The King turned to the squire. ‘Can your magic pickle fly fast enough to save her?’
‘Yes, I will hie on this dill.’
Olddog1 10 months ago
Please.
rmercer Premium Member 10 months ago
Fortunately, that’s hardly a conspicuous location…
Ida No 10 months ago
Zach is killing it now.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
Recognizable cliches work better.
Dave 10 months ago
Ironical.
john.hubbling 10 months ago
So you are saying a fair maiden may get to ride on my magic pickle?