Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 28, 2023

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    angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago

    tss tss tss Oh, ouch.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 10 months ago

    Unfortunately, cement and tar both become too hot for bare feet in summer weather.

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    einarbt  10 months ago

    Good point Spud.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 10 months ago

    Thankfully the grass is still green.

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    Brian Premium Member 10 months ago

    Yep. Did that a few weeks ago. Hello second degree burn on my foot. Though popping that blister was so satisfying.

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    Ida No  10 months ago

    I did that once, during college, during a 90 degree summer day in Minnesota. Over blacktop so squishy it burned the webbing between my toes. Good times.

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    JayDallas  10 months ago

    My Gawd! It’s like when they bring your fajitas to the table. Listen to that sizzle!

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    Faustus Mitternacht  10 months ago

    One Hundred and Three down here. Barefoot on pavement is not an option.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member 10 months ago

    “Hippie nonsense” snerk!

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    Michael Jones  10 months ago

    what a nonsense it was

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    Having a Grateful Dead moment in the lot!!

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    jschumaker  10 months ago

    That hippie nonsense – Heh-heh. Heh.

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    ajr58(1)  10 months ago

    IIRC, when we were that age it took about a week and a half before callouses enabled us to handle anything

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    Hanmerhack  10 months ago

    I just heard a report that this summer has been so hot in the southern states ER’s have been treating a large amount of 3’rd degree burns caused by flesh on pavement

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 10 months ago

    Oh, to be a seagull!

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    VanLaser  10 months ago

    barefoot walk on hot pavement builds charred…acter

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    Wlly Blly  10 months ago

    That’s why flip-flops were invented.

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    rhpii  10 months ago

    Hippies can wear sandals and also love beads and flowers in their hair.

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    raybarb44  10 months ago

    Downside to being barefoot.Gotta take the bad with the good…..

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    waltermgm  10 months ago

    They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

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    DM2860  10 months ago

    The sea gull is not having any issues with “that hippie nonsense”

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    No Peace-Symbol medallion?

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member 10 months ago

    Hop! Hop! Hop! The pavement is too hot! Burn! Burn! Burn! When will I ever learn?

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    wordsmeet  10 months ago

    So glad the kids don’t live in Texas, Florida or Arizona these days.

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    Mary Ellen  10 months ago

    My husband and I went to a sci-fi book convention earlier this month, and multiple people were walking around barefoot… which was one thing in the hotel conference room s, but much grosser in the restrooms.

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    goboboyd  10 months ago

    I can relate. We walked to the swimming pool, across blazing gir asphalt streets, barefoot. Scurry might be more descriptive. Just be sure to not drop the coins for the admission.

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    asrialfeeple  10 months ago

    Some flipflops or sandals might be a wise choice.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Remember that if you take your pets to the beach with you. Boots for your doggos will be good for you in the long run

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 10 months ago

    For once, Spud’s overly cautious nature serves him well.

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    La Gata Loca  10 months ago

    That’s what happens when you let your feet get soft over the winter.

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    Earthling Premium Member 10 months ago

    Walk on the white lines, boy! Any self-respecting wild child knows you use the white lines.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 10 months ago

    When I was 10 my friends and I would walk tot he neighborhood pool sans shoes, stand on our towels while waiting for the street light to change and gingerly walk on our toes across the highway. About 3 years later my summer feet had gotten so tough I could walk on broken glass and not feel it.

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