Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for June 07, 2023

And Seagullible.

If some tourists walk by, they’ll buy him the soda as thanks for Spud’s portrayal of a traditional native Snug Harbor ritual performance. Win-win.

Ting-Tang Walla-Walla Bing-Bang.

Has Spud considered the danger of falling soda cans?

Will “shake that booty” Henry! <3

Way to bust a move, Spud!

Oh Amelia, Spud has moves. The tourists will throw money at him and the soda will rain down.

Shake those tail feathers, Seagull!

It’s astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its tollBut listen closely

Not for very much longerI’ve got to keep control

I remember doing the Time WarpDrinking those moments when

The blackness would hit meAnd the void would be calling

Let’s do the Time Warp againLet’s do the Time Warp again

It’s just a jump to the leftAnd then a step to the right

Put your hands on your hipsYou bring your knees in tight

But it’s the pelvic thrustThat really drives you insane

Let’s do the Time Warp againLet’s do the Time Warp again

It’s so dreamyOh, fantasy free me

So you can’t see meNo, not at all

In another dimensionWith voyeuristic intention

Well-secludedI see all

With a bit of a mind flipYou’re into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the sameYou’re spaced out on sensation

Like you’re under sedationLet’s do the Time Warp again

Let’s do the Time Warp againWell, I was walking down the street just a-having a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

He shook-a me up, he took me by surpriseHe had a pickup truck and the devil’s eyes

He stared at me and I felt a changeTime meant nothing, never would again

Let’s do the Time Warp againLet’s do the Time Warp again

It’s just a jump to the leftAnd then a step to the right

Put your hands on your hipsYou bring your knees in tight

But it’s the pelvic thrustThat really drives you insane

Let’s do the Time Warp againLet’s do the Time Warp again

Songwriters: Richard O’brien. For non-commercial use only.

No Spud, she said Soda Dance, not Pop Music Dance.

It requires an un natural sense of rhythm.

Amelia is so precious. She just wants to see that booty dancing.

I think Spud can up his booty.

Not nice to fool some people all the time, UNLESS you really love them……

Yeah, that would be something Spud would fall for all right.

I think we all know what happens next.

Is there a Winter twist? Root Beer Float?

Amelia isn’t the Secretary of Transportation. She ain’t no booty judge.

par-TAY!!!

I thought she might trick him into dancing with a soda can in his hand. He would’ve gotten a big surprise when he opened it.

Amelia’s instructions for the soda dance are missing. For example, how long does Spud have to dance? Not for 5 minutes, I bet.