Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 29, 2023

What?

Not cool man.

ECCLES: “I’m da guy who said, Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.”

NEDDIE: “So, what have you got in the bag?”

ECCLES: “Ears.”

Needs a blood stain near the top of the box

Is he sure it’s a joke? Look how big those scissors are!

Do explain – I’m all ears!

or you can just van gogh

Or is it?

Can you “ear” me now?

Is that what happens when you schedule an early appointment?

The name is Todd, Sweeney Todd.

Those scissors look more like garden shears.

Ear replacement while you wait.

When I used to cut my younger son’s hair, he would say, "Don’t cut my ear off!’ Every time, man!

I normally just get ears lowered.

No Joke, I had an incompetent, s#!t-head “barber”( thought he was from the old-school of “barbering”) clip my ear, blood and all! Not funny…