If you live in an area code where you are required to dial all 10 digits of your number (area code plus your local number) even for local calls, you never have to dial the leading 1. The 1 originally told the system that you were dialing a long distance number, so the system knew many digits expect. Now, since all calls are routed by the same equipment, dialing a leading 1 is irrelevant, the system just throws it out. So don’t say “1-800” just say “800”.
allen@home about 1 year ago
This one gave me a big chuckle.
Kiba65 about 1 year ago
Not bad….
bbcsys Premium Member about 1 year ago
Who’s driving?
manowarrior about 1 year ago
I laughed my a*s off at this one.
GoComicsGo! about 1 year ago
And you can’t lie
mfoldude Premium Member about 1 year ago
Asstronomy joke
ladykat about 1 year ago
The lady following is dismayed. She’s used to nicer butts.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Unappealing
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 year ago
He’s deeply in love with her. He couldn’t offer her the sun, but he gave her the moon.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
That windshield’s got a crack in it.
JoshHere about 1 year ago
She was going to church, poor Gertrude was traumatized. She never closed her eyes again
Boise Ed Premium Member about 1 year ago
Dan Collins has been funny in the past. I’m going to delay removing him from my list.
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 1 year ago
Better than a bumper sticker that says Stop tailgating, a$$hole.
WilliamMedlock about 1 year ago
If you live in an area code where you are required to dial all 10 digits of your number (area code plus your local number) even for local calls, you never have to dial the leading 1. The 1 originally told the system that you were dialing a long distance number, so the system knew many digits expect. Now, since all calls are routed by the same equipment, dialing a leading 1 is irrelevant, the system just throws it out. So don’t say “1-800” just say “800”.
goboboyd about 1 year ago
She might have a dash cam catching the license number along with the BIG ‘event’.
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
Attention Universe! Bite me.