Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 12, 2023

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    Da'Dad  about 1 year ago

    Little help. The lingo is lost on me. Is JJ mixing golf clubs with stick shifts?

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    Tyge Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Pretty shifty language there Janis! 8^ )

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    mywifeslover  about 1 year ago

    A poll was taken…. Apparently in the south ‘Straight Drive’ is a term used.I’ve lived in the south for the last 55 years and never heard this expressed.Now I can use the term as my most fun car is a straight drive.

    POLLWhat do you call a car that is not an automatic transmission?

    Standard 61Stick (or stick shift) 150Straight Drive 5Manual 99Other 8

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    bblosser  about 1 year ago

    Ever heard of four on the floor?? Three on the tree?? I can drive those too!!

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    So she going to gear up for this challenge?

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    JessieRandySmithJr.  about 1 year ago

    Taught daughter to drive a stick when she was 15, she never forgot. When she went to basic training in the military, she was the only person in her training outfit who could do that, lot of their vehicles were still stick.

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    Olddog1  about 1 year ago

    Straight, or stick shift, the same thing. The new anti-theft device.

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    slisakson  about 1 year ago

    Four on the floor and a fifth under the seat

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  about 1 year ago

    I taught my kids stick. It has the bonus of making their cars theft-resistant.

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    It might be that the differentiation between straight shift and stick shift is where the shifter is located. Straight shift for the “three on the tree” steering column set up and stick shift for the “four on the floor” where the shifter is in the midline, where the console is now located.

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    Forest Dweller 54  about 1 year ago

    I’m surprised they bought a car with a stick shift, maybe it’s the new Cadillac CTS

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    rlfekete1 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I can drive a straight. Made our boys learn and we required their 1st car be a stick. When my son went on the obligatory European vacation after college when they need to rent a car, he was the only one who could drive it.

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    dave.mcconnell  about 1 year ago

    no a strait shift or a four in the floor or a 3 on the tree manual transmission

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    jmarkow11  about 1 year ago

    Why is a manual called a straight drive?A column shift works through a complicated linkage, but a straight drive (aka 4-on-the-floor) connects straight to the transmission.

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    yoda1234  about 1 year ago

    “drive a STRAIGHT”? I’ve only ever heard “drive a STICK”

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 1 year ago

    By the time Janis gets used to driving this new car, it will be time for a new one. A “self driving” car.

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    soapy1976  about 1 year ago

    Good thing she didn’t say, “I can RIDE the shift out of a straight stick!” No room for misinterpretation there.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You betcha she can! Atta girl Janis!

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    trainnut1956  about 1 year ago

    Must be a regional thing. In 66 years I’ve never heard a manual transmission called a “straight”…

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 1 year ago

    I had to drive my friend’s van home from the hospital. It has a lane sensor and kept pushing me over because I was too close to edge of pavement. I thought it was a bearing going until I saw the little light on the dash.

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    musiator  about 1 year ago

    “How do you drive an adjective,?” I asked myself. Thanks to those who clarified “driving a straight.”

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    khjalmarj  about 1 year ago

    I hate it when people tell a long story in these boxes, but I’m gonna do it anyway. In high school, I took driver’s ed, and I drove my dad’s car(s) quite often. Toward the end of my college years, my grandma and dad bought me a VW Beetle, the car of my dreams. He and I chose one, and he drove me to the dealer to pick it up. As we walked out of the showroom, he said something like “Well, you drive your new car home: see you there!” I gulped internally, but said, “OK, dad!” I realized I hadn’t told him I had NEVER driven a stick shift, even in driver’s ed! But I had imagined it so often that I was able to creep home, mostly in second and third gear, and mostly using low-traffic back roads. I didn’t tell him this story until many years later.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 1 year ago

    “Shift” may be a misspelling.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member about 1 year ago

    For those who are confused, a straight is a stick is a manual. (Is the only true driving.)

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    flushed  about 1 year ago

    Is Arlo calling “a straight” a stick shift transmission? If so then that puts Arlo and Janis smack dab in the baby boomer generation. I don’t know what year or decade saw the end of the stick shift but it was in the boomer years for sure. Any time after that the stick is as mysterious as a rotary dial telephone. True that many sports cars and heavy duty trucks still have manual transmissions but the average daily drivers are mostly automatics.

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    Grandma Lea  about 1 year ago

    You all know what they call us pluggers who now drive automatics; old and shiftless.

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    Dr. Whom   about 1 year ago

    Learned on a stick shift, which taught me how to listen to the engine.

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    PoochFan  about 1 year ago

    A friend got into my car and saw the manual shifter. He said, “I see you have a poor man’s anti-theft device.” I love that line.

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    BuckarooDave  about 1 year ago

    Liked 26 years in The North, 44 in The South. Multiple locations in each. Never once heard it referred to as a “straight” shift.

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    rhodesmk Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It must be limited. I’m 68, have lived in the DFW area my entire life, and have never heard standard transmissions referred to as straight.

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