Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 21, 2005

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Saleswoman: May I show you Fall's fabulous new makeup? Cathy: No, thanks. I have face lock. Saleswoman: Face lock? Cathy: No matter what you show me, I'll keep wearing my makeup exactly the same as I did when I came in. My face is locked. If you put some great new look on me, I'll go home, wash it off, and put my regular look back on. The only "new" colors I'll buy are ones that look exactly like my old colors. My look is frozen. Set. All done. Experimentation over. I put my makeup on one way one day and have never changed since. In other words, I've achieved.... Saleswoman: AACK!! CONTENTMENT!! Cathy: Face lock. Saleswoman: Commission lock.