Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 03, 2023

He’s become an expert at shooting himself in the foot.

Send him to boot camp.

He must be a Russian conscript sent to the Ukraine. Amazing how those injuries happen!

He’s doing a fine job of not killing animals for trophies.

Looser Math:::::::five shoes + five toes = no toes.

I hope they have lots of oder eaters

No animals were harmed in the making of today’s comic.

maybe invest in some steel-toed boots?

I don’t know… he has already tried fishing.

How about shoe repair?

It wasn’t the hunting, it was the toting. They told me the safety was on. I would never intentionally aim at my foot and pull the trigger.

He’s got mad skills if he wants to be a politician.

I’m surprised he still has a foot left…

Reminds me of some job interviews I’ve been on. “Here’s a gun. It’s loaded and cocked. Aim it at your foot while we ask you the next question.”

He can’t shoot right. That’s why he always got it in the left foot.

How many times does one learn a lesson?

Ballistics on the balls of his feet.

He should go hunting with Dick Cheney

Who hunts in Nikes?

it’s “the boot’s” fault. it’s so darn attractive that “the gun” just has to shoot it………….

That’s the story of his life…always getting shot down.

But it got him out of serving in Vietnam

If it’s always the left foot, he should get his sights adjusted. :(

I have great “sympathy” for those atavistic individuals who persist in trying to “hunt” for their food – but I find it much more efficient to do it in the aisles of an American super market – also, it’s much less dangerous and much less expensive in the long run.

And, parenthetically, I’m also surprised that the “mighty hunter” still has a spouse around to criticize his massive stupidity…

Sure it’s his thing. He never misses!

Our local NHL hockey team, the talk of the town, crashed and burned a few days ago. I used say “Maybe hockey isn’t their game. Try having them, I dunno, play lacrosse”

Maybe work on arm curl exercises or buy a lighter rifle!!!

Ahhh….the agony of de feets.