Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 04, 2023

Compare them with d’Artagnan. He was the interesting one.

I would have done much better in school if anyone had ever explained to me the difference between compare and contrast. (Compare and contrast “compare” and “contrast”?) Hey, if you mean similarities and differences, why not say so?!

Are you talking about the candy bar? I remember there was a fourth musketeer, but I can’t remember his name. I read one of those books called The Man in the Iron Mask when I was in high school because the English teacher would want book reports on classics.

One of the most exciting, stirring books I have ever read. An absolute page-turner, with sword-fights and derring-do seemingly on every page. And the characters of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis are all archetypes of literature, ever since there has been literature. Do yourself a favor, dad. Read the book.

And then there were four. Same counting problem as Agatha

I only got as far as Moe, Larry and Curly. Nuk Nuk Nuk.

Don’t forget Shemp. And then there were four…

(I know! With Curly Joe and Joe Derita there were six, but four goes better with BigBoy’s comment…)

That’s the three ducksketeers.

Athos was a Count who walked away from his estate after his wife’s betrayal, Porthos was looking for a rich widow to keep him in the style to which he wanted to be accustomed, and Aramis had leanings towards priesthood.

Harpo, Zeppo and Groucho

The Pep Boys (may be regional)

There’s only 3 Ninja Turtles also