Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 04, 2023

Like profbob said yesterday. You guys need to let the kids get older much older. Then get new carpet.

They should wait until Hammie becomes well behaved before getting a new carpet. When they reach that point, Hammie may discover beer and go back to being childish.

that quickly, huh?

Just move the sofa over it or get a cheap matching throw rug.

Wanda. Daryl. Ever heard of hard floor? Just get nice vinyl wood planks. Soft surface and very easy to take care and very easy and quick to install. Very kid friendly. Retains house value.

house is ruined…

time for a new one ㋡

I want carpet like they have in airline terminals. Spill something on that and it just puddles up.

Indoor/outdoor or astro turf.

Do the floor with Nature Stone.

Maybe a good steam cleaning…

with that clan, I don’t know why they don’t just put down newspapers

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dye all the carpets GRAPE ㋡

A few hundred spills in maybe 6 months? That’s awesome productivity!!

You had that last kid 30 years ago.

Not until the kids are grown and gone. Even teenagers have oopsies.

Try the new Mid Family Camo pattern. Mottled to the max.

And I think the rug might draw flies!

As a friend of mine once said: “The ashtray is full, time to buy a new car!”.

Carpet? CARPET!! You don’t want Carpet……..You want an area rug.

Astroturf until Hammie is sent to military school.

Astroturf causes knee injuries.That’s why most ballparks gave up on it

Daryl’s face….

We are replacing our carpet that for some crazy reason we replaced with a toddler and baby. But that was 24 years ago and we have just lived with the stains, no grandkids yet.

yup time flies

Anyone ever notice that Darryl’s got a rather big nose?

So does pizza, but poorly.

Carpets and kids (or pets) do not go well together. We’ve always had hardwood floors. Much easier to clean up. And they get a nice, umm, patina.

The only time carpet is clean is when it’s on the rolls at the store.

Calling Coit would be cheaper, providing they can get it clean.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Marx

Haha! XD