Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 14, 2023

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    Well let’s just say your buttocks doesn’t look small.

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    momofalex7  over 1 year ago

    It’s pi day!

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    mmmm π !

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Your backside looks like a big, round pie.

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    hooo baby!

    you got a booty that just won’t quit!

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    eisneun  over 1 year ago

    Happy Pi Day! 3-14

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    Fritzsch  over 1 year ago

    Today is Pi day!

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    Sue Ellen  over 1 year ago

    Let’s just say the end is not in sight!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    “Oh yeah? When you lay down, you’re kind of just like me – you go on and on forever. There’s no end to you then, either.”

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    Too much π will give you a big rear.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    Kind of like when you leave the bathroom with the end of the TP stuck in your butt….

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    Darryl Heine  over 1 year ago

    PI day!

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    belgarathmth  over 1 year ago

    Cool, a pi joke for Pi Day. More of the comics should have done this today.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Yes, it does.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    just try putting on your pants past the last number

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    To infinity and beyond!

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    mac04416  over 1 year ago

    I’m prime for Pi day !!

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    Claude Badley  over 1 year ago

    Happy Pi Day!!!

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    deojaideep aka Courage  over 1 year ago

    Yep I believe you had a lot of "Pi"es!

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    I almost forgot. It’s Pi day. This is the only comic I follow that mentions it.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 1 year ago

    Why should you never talk to pi?

    Because it will go on forever without ever repeating itself!

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    jango  over 1 year ago

    Life of Pi

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And tomorrow you have to eat Caesar Salad.

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    Norris66  over 1 year ago

    Happy Pi Day

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    His butt should be big enough to accommodate the # 2.

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    tee929  over 1 year ago

    “PI me to the moon and let me play among the stars”

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    sobrown51  over 1 year ago

    If his/her butt looks big you can blame pie.

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    Eristic  over 1 year ago

    Irrational maybe, but also transcendental.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And from last year:

    https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2022/03/14

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    thejanith Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Love it! Thanks for the chuckle. It’s Pi Day!

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Actually 3’s butt it is fairly small, only protruding “~14 hundredths”…

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    DM2860  over 1 year ago

    Happy Pi Day

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    spaced man spliff  over 1 year ago

    If March 14th is pi day, could Feb. 71st be ‘e’ day (April 12), Jan 61st be ‘phi’ day (March 2)? You’ll just have to imagine ‘i’ day, though.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    The latest fashion statement is this little bustle number that makes your butt look mathy but infinite.

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    jr1234  over 1 year ago

    Albert Einstein’s birthday is on March 14, 1879 — 3/14 — which is celebrated as Pi Day.

    Renowned physicist Stephen Hawking died on March 14, 2018—also known as Pi Day—at age 76.

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