Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 03, 2023

“Monster Mush.”

No chocolate ones?

@Ratkin is right. Dip ’em in chocolate first.

Or you could grab one to be your boyfriend\girlfriend.

Office managers are usually high fat.

they’re going to be spitting out bones like Al Bundy at his Fourth of July backyard BBQ.

Poke a hole in their center to see what they are filled with…

“Zilla & Kong stop by Whitman’s to grab a sampler”

He’d better choose pretty soon otherwise the other one might eat them all himself.

Ratkin: Careful. The way the “Ooohh you might say the wrong thing” brigade are these days, you’ll be done for making a racist comment. Have you heard about the children’s books that are being re-edited to make them “non offensive”. Changing thinks like, “the black tractor” to ’varied coloured tractor". say what!!

Watch out for the one with pointy hair.

Best to leave the Accountant…taxes are due soon…

Never know until you take a bite.

“Life is like a floor of people- you never know what you’re going to get.”

Receptionist.. always the youngest and tastiest.

Being open cubicles, you don’t have to take a small nibble on a bottom corner to find out what’s inside.

This is Kong’s cheat day, so it’s okay if he falls office diet.

So, given a choice of being eaten by either of the monsters or jumping out to your death on the street below, which do you choose?

Gorilla’s are herbavores, now if Herb, the boss, was there to choose…

The nice thing is, they’ve all got a crunchy center!

I would choose the cream filled middle managers!