Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 25, 2023

That stirred up a bad memory. As a busboy in high school one summer I spilled a glass of ice water down the blouse of a woman. It was a nice night club. And before you ask, no I wasn’t looking down her cleavage; I was just clumsy. There were showgirls I could ogle.

Icy reception

If you want a bigger tip, do a better job.

I’d ask to speak to the manager and see about getting his butt fired for talking to me like that. Waiters have no business threatening customers because they don’t think the tip is big enough.

Can you recommend another restaurant? C Ya.

Grub our coats, we’re leaving now!

When customary tip at a served food restaurant went above 10%, I pretty much quit eating at those places. 15%, and now 25% is recommended?

If you don’t want to tip, just ask for the worst waiter…

I’d leave after letting the manager know why.

whoa…this is supposed to be funny?

Someones got an case of the Mondays…

They must live in a tipped wage state. Hourly salary? $2.35 an hour.

I recommend, not going back there.