Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 22, 2023

Yellow Brick Road Rte 1.

If the bus, what’s the fare?

I’ll get you my pretty, your little dog Poncho too!

What’s with the bus, and where are the witches?

Can Poncho handle a Scarecrow, a Tin Msn and a big cowardly Catto?

He can deal with flying monkeys

Should we worry about the witch & monkeys with Poncho there?

Awww, they like messing with the tourists. Just like we do.

This is going to be a fun ride! Can’t wait to see how it all pans out!

Never trust a munchkin.

I have grave fears for the future of Oz. Poncho is about to be unleashed.

Hows he gonna get home without the ruby slippers ?

Give him two weeks, and he’ll be running the place.

“You’re a very bad dog!”

“Oh, I’m just a bad wizard. I’m a very GOOD d… Heck, I can’t even say that with a straight face.”

No problem about telling Poncho the bus ………… If he keeps walking in the middle of the road ……….. he’ll learn about it soon enough ……….. :)

“Eh, He’ll get an adventure and learn some life lessons anyway”

Naaaaah!

I like the idea of an alternative version where Dorthy takes the bus and the Scarecrow is a fellow passenger, the Tin Man is driving, and the Cowardly Lion is in a crate in the luggage area.

Follow the Yellow Brick Road/ Follow the Yellow Brick Road/ Follow follow follow follow follow the Yellow Brick Road/ Or you can take the bus/ Take the bus like all of us/ Yes in fact you really should just take the bus