Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 02, 2023

Don’t most guys lose them right after the wedding?

I feel sorry for the squirrel. Lost all of his nuts.

So that’s why squirrels have high pitched voices!

Awww, poor cute little squirrel, I love squirrels! They taste just like chicken.

(Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I’m done! … at least till someone draws a penguin, again!)

Ralph has lots of nuts. Maybe he would be willing to give him some.

Literally and figuratively.

This is the greatest straight line I’ve ever seen in a comic strip!

That’s weird! I lost everything and he was such a coward, he took his nuts, and all the booze and went into someone else’s nest!

She took them long before the divorce. The divorce was/is just a “Paid in Full” declaration.

Sound like she divorced you for infidelity, and got her revenge.

Are those nuts, or just a bad case of the mumps …?

Excellent double entendre in a family friendly comic.

And, yes, divorce does tend to have that effect on us guys…. speaking from personal experience.

Last summer squirrels were working their butts off feeding the kids. ’Hardly seems worth the effort. For many nut-carriers, snip-snip, home free.

All of us who lost our nuts can sympathies with you.

Maybe Ralph was following the celebrity trends, and got cheek implants.

Shoulda stashed…

Ummm…

Nice to see Ralph as one of the main characters for a change.