Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 04, 2023

  1. Large nope
      about 1 year ago

    holiday hottie?

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    If that doesn’t straighten your candy cane…

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    Vilyehm  about 1 year ago

    One is to the right.

    One is to the left.

    They’re going to get hooked up.

    Children?

    D**n straight.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    Hang in there, and you’ll get married soon.

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    So that your sweetie eh.

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    Darryl Heine  about 1 year ago

    Should have been used for Christmas 2 months ago.

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    Sure she looks sweet, but marry her and she’ll be raising cane the rest of your life.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    How SWEET it is!

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    Gina Carson  about 1 year ago

    Dating app for sweets.

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    Nuliajuk  about 1 year ago

    Are they going to hook up?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 1 year ago

    She’s high maintenance. Watch out you don’t spend a mint on her.

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  12. Large nope
      about 1 year ago

    I think she’s had some work done

    no way those stripes are real

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    TIMH  about 1 year ago

    When man candy cane and a woman candy cane love each other very much, they share a special kind of touch. That’s where little Starlight Mints come from.

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    backyardcowboy  about 1 year ago

    What if he’s a narcissist and he’s looking at himself?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    It would be a shame if Cane wasn’t Able to perform!

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    paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Good name for a dating app on the Planet of the Candy Canes. I imagine that at least one movie producer there has also used it as the title of a horror movie.

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