Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 09, 2009
May 02, 2009
May 16, 2009
Transcript:
hollywood tales zac efron in "welcome to the big time" zac: oh no! teeny boppers spotted me! shriek! zac! zac! zac! zac zac: maybe if i duck into the hollywood cocktail lounge! whew! good thing they're too young to get in! i'll have a tahitian lady... oop: well hel-lo sweet meat! zac: kate hudson?! kate: you're looking fine in those guccis! zac: miss hudson! you're old enough to play my mother! kate: i know! rrooowr! zac: yikes! i'm going to the men's room! rest rooms zac: what a day! everyone's after me! what should i do? oop: zac efron... zac: the ghost of james caan! ghost: zac, you must always remember... acting is like a dame. every now and then you've got to give it a good kick in the keister! zac: ghost of james caan, that makes no sense. hey! that's james caan! look, your ghost is here, giving me advice! james: i'm not dead! ghost: awk-ward! the end
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ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Why am I having a hard time caring?
bmnot almost 15 years ago
Hilarious. Hollywood Zen.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
ah yes, the latest teen heart throb….follows the footsteps of leif erikson, bobby sherman, david cassidy etc etc…..hope he can elude the inevitable drug bust or DWI
petkov almost 15 years ago
Wow, what happened to the hard hitting strips of the past where you went after the government with a vengeance? What happened to Lucky Ducky, your best character?? Did the gov go after your @ss so you had to change? I have noticed a gradual change in your strips. You went from very anti government to the bland silly kind and now we get Hollywood bullshit. Wake up man,m did the big time make you lose your integrity or did you finally sell out??? What a major disappointment.
tobybartels almost 15 years ago
Well, it's not like he hasn't done Hollywood celebrity thing before. I don't like these ones either, but they're not a change!
Grover Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Don’t you guys get it?! It’s a political allegory! The subject and content are so controversial it’s the only way he could get it past the government censors! I could tell you what it means, but I have children who need me.
Grover Premium Member almost 15 years ago
The confrontation of the real James Caan and his ghost is truly unheimliche and post-modern, or even post-millenial. Thanks Tom for all the nightmares!!
FDNY almost 15 years ago
I like Ruben’s non-political stuff better. He gets too ham-handed in his political stuff and I’m Jewish so that doesn’t work.
sensrule92 almost 15 years ago
Kate Hudson? A cougar? I still consider her more of a kitten. I’m old. :-(