Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 09, 2009

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hollywood tales zac efron in "welcome to the big time" zac: oh no! teeny boppers spotted me! shriek! zac! zac! zac! zac zac: maybe if i duck into the hollywood cocktail lounge! whew! good thing they're too young to get in! i'll have a tahitian lady... oop: well hel-lo sweet meat! zac: kate hudson?! kate: you're looking fine in those guccis! zac: miss hudson! you're old enough to play my mother! kate: i know! rrooowr! zac: yikes! i'm going to the men's room! rest rooms zac: what a day! everyone's after me! what should i do? oop: zac efron... zac: the ghost of james caan! ghost: zac, you must always remember... acting is like a dame. every now and then you've got to give it a good kick in the keister! zac: ghost of james caan, that makes no sense. hey! that's james caan! look, your ghost is here, giving me advice! james: i'm not dead! ghost: awk-ward! the end