Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 27, 2022

That would be a ghastly sight.

It’s DIPHTHONG. Two H’s.

But then the joke wouldn’t work.

I’m going as Howard.

Ugh! That would be a frightening sight!

That’s pretty frightening. Nobody wants to see that.

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!

I guess it all depends on what part of the anatomy you place the dunce cap and thong Howard. In reverse order from the usual place, it might be very scary. MIND BLEACH PLEASE!!!!!

“What time will you be coming by?”

“About 8.”

“Oh, dear, I’ll be out at 8…”

Oy Howard! You’ll freeze….then you’ll get goose-bumps and then it will be so frigid, your goose-bumps will look like Terry cloth!

HOWARD! … yewww would win the best pun-ked costyewwwme at the party …!

( fer sure )

A Diphthong is two vowels together. Such as in Kaboom, Brains, Loins, Round, and Halloween. In complete honesty – I DO NOT want to know what Howard would look like in any vowel… let alone two!!!

Perish the thought.

Should be a G-string and a bucket of water.

howard’s on a g-string budget…

Dip, as in:

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