Look below the headline.
That’s funny!
He did fly….straight down if not for the ground he’d still be flying.
“There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – Douglas Adams
For some reason he committed suicide while wearing one of his window drapes around his neck.
Well, he succeeded, in a way. But most people just call it “falling”. Oh, and he also succeeded in getting the baboon he trained to attack the prime minister to do so. So on average a decent day.
“Funny how fallin’ feels like flyin’ for a little while.”—Jeff Bridges
Some wisdom from my highschool physics teacher: “It’s not the fall that kills you… it’s the sudden stop at the end.”
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Look below the headline.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
That’s funny!
Vet Premium Member over 1 year ago
He did fly….straight down if not for the ground he’d still be flying.
Probably_At_Work over 1 year ago
“There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – Douglas Adams
pumaman over 1 year ago
For some reason he committed suicide while wearing one of his window drapes around his neck.
tims145 over 1 year ago
Well, he succeeded, in a way. But most people just call it “falling”. Oh, and he also succeeded in getting the baboon he trained to attack the prime minister to do so. So on average a decent day.
Thomas R. Williams over 1 year ago
“Funny how fallin’ feels like flyin’ for a little while.”—Jeff Bridges
Black4dder over 1 year ago
Some wisdom from my highschool physics teacher: “It’s not the fall that kills you… it’s the sudden stop at the end.”