Donuts…the perfect food. First it’s shape …plump, round with a hole through the center. You chew it up into little pieces, swallow and it’s recreated perfectly on you plump, round with a hole through the center.
Yes, but the donut sugar will be converted to fat for long-term storage, which is a different substance with a different density, so weighing it in its pre-digested form doesn’t give you an accurate measure of how much weight you could gain. Meanwhile, the water won’t change form and most of that which isn’t uzed immediately for the conversion of ATP to energy will be excreted within hours. So, not a valid comparison at all.
C over 1 year ago
Weighing the pros and cons
rekam Premium Member over 1 year ago
And instead of losing weight, Ralph will gain weight. Lots and lots of weight.
Ricky Bennett over 1 year ago
But the weight you gain weighs half a ton…
gokar RLV over 1 year ago
Donuts…the perfect food. First it’s shape …plump, round with a hole through the center. You chew it up into little pieces, swallow and it’s recreated perfectly on you plump, round with a hole through the center.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Eat five pounds of candy and you gain way more than five pounds. It’s just NOT fair!!
Chris over 1 year ago
none sense! :D
e.groves over 1 year ago
“Boy, you’re gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time.”
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yes, but the donut sugar will be converted to fat for long-term storage, which is a different substance with a different density, so weighing it in its pre-digested form doesn’t give you an accurate measure of how much weight you could gain. Meanwhile, the water won’t change form and most of that which isn’t uzed immediately for the conversion of ATP to energy will be excreted within hours. So, not a valid comparison at all.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 1 year ago
He will still need the eight glasses of water to wash down those doughnuts, whether or not you filter it through coffee grounds is a personal choice.
rroush Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure that donuts weigh more than one ounce apiece.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
But you can’t argue with science.
WF11 over 1 year ago
How did that many donuts make it home (presumably from the bakery) without Ralph eating them on the way? I doubt anyone else bought them.