Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 09, 2022

There is a cure, but you should see the side effects for the meds…..

There is an easy cure, it’s called " ghosting "

Death cures everything.

Cure? They don’t even have a name for it.

Shot down again. How many times is that, Shoe? Let’s see, by my count…5318.

You mean, is there a cure for bird flu?

Some of the female bird residence of ‘Tree Tops’ must not communicate with the others. Otherwise, Shoe would long ago ran out of female birds to date ! ! ! !

I’d rather not get that certain something from you.

Yes, it’s more cow bell!

For a cure, the first thing is removing the cigar. Then he’d be a whole new bird. So so.

Honest to gawd. . .do people REALLY think they’re going to meet somebody spectacular at a BAR?!?

One could wind up with a “gift that keeps on giving” and cannot be cured…

With any luck at all, she hopes there is.

He’s assuming a level of interest that isn’t there.

No, prevention is the only answer: RUN!!!

I have never even heard of a cure.

As ‘je ne sais quoi’ segues into ‘je ne veux pas savoir’.

First, lose the cigar…