Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 15, 2022

That’s all right Breezy. You didn’t want responsibility for all that money anyway.

Nice to see where your priorities are Breezy.

At least Cobra is honest about her avarice.

Isn’t the bank insured?

What’s the matter, Breezy? All that money burning a hole in your pocket?

I guess you will have to back to work!!!

ka-broke

Until it’s sold to pay the mortgage, so I’d get right ON that power nap.

I’m pretty sure a bank only has a fraction of its value on hand as paper cash. Most of the value is in stocks, bonds, and other investments. Customer accounts are in computer records, not physical cash, and a fire that burned all the cash would probably just amount to an insurance claim.

First, she cheated on him with jenkins, and now this naked greed and lack of concern for rip. If this isn’t some kind of evil twin storyline starting, Rip needs to get back together with cobra, at least there’s no illusions with that girl :-)

Coming up next… Ka-Unhappy Wife, Ka-Unhappy Life!

He’ll be safer sleeping in the jail, next to Madame Silk’s goons.

KA-DOOMED!

Looks like Rip is going to be in the doghouse for a while.

Dan, sometimes you’re just super funny.

It’s getting harder and harder to tell Rip and RJ apart, especially in the middle panel.