The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 28, 2022

Aced her, Brutus!

On the first date with my ex-wife we ​​went to the cinema: “Flashdance”, her choice of course. In addition to being an almost unlikely story Jennifer Beals wasn’t the real dancer.

A first date doesn’t have to be romantic. Of course, Witchipoo doesn’t remember her first date because it was so long ago.

And hot dogs and beer was their first meal together.

What would Mother Gargoyle know about “romance!??” At her wedding, all the attendees were relieved she was “leaving” the – forest!!!

/SHMIRK/

This brings up the question, can an anthem also be called a song? Then why can’t some people call it the country’s national song?

Whatever happened to that old hags husband? Did she eat him?

Obviously they both missed the one, two, three strikes you’re out warning.

and to cap it off the home team won!

The Milwaukee Brewers Barrel Man mascot came to my son’s wedding reception last week, and we all sang “Roll Out the Barrel “.

The organ player must have played the tune in 3/4, Waltz time.

The first time I met my wife was at a high school football game. She sat directly in front of me with her boyfriend and used my knees as a seat back. She made an impression. Celebrated 48 years last month.

I always enjoy reading Born Loser. The type is bigger to read in the morning.

I remember my first date – didn’t care for the taste, so never went back for seconds.

That old battle axe wouldn’t know anything romantic. Ewww! Who would want to be romantic with her? Ms negative!

take out all of the crowd. watch them get grossed out by the smooching lips. I sure hope that we all don’t get to trip when we all go running, straight to our cars so we could leave. for it’s one, two, three dates away from the day they get married. :D

Mother Gargle is a laugh a minute. What a joy to be around.

Nice pitch Brutus…nice pitching!

My wife and I went fencing on our first date.

My guess is they may have been at an Indians game in old Municipal Stadium. And if it was there was plenty of room to dance! If it was the first few years of the Jake it would have been cramped because all the games sold out. But more intimate!

Why you little devil you….

Only Brutus Thornapple would consider the line, “And it’s One…..Two……Three strikes you’re out, at the ole’ ball game.” as the song that would define his and Gladys’ marriage.

Ironically that was my parents first date in 1949. My dad loved baseball but my mom just went along with it even though she didn’t care for the sport. 8 months later they got married

Their first kiss was on the Jumbo-Tron and he saved her from a foul ball (by taking it right between the eyes). She was hooked… ⚾

There’s some things you don’t do on a first date, some of which includes being romantic.

I think today’s comic is very sweet! Even Mama can’t ruin it.

Love this! And… How bout those Guardians?!?!

Did he get to first base with her?

The night we first met, my wife and I both knew that we wanted to be together. Just celebrated 52 years! Never looked at another person the way we looked at one another.

I dated a girl who loved baseball. I took her to a minor league baseball game, she was very appreciative. I didn’t find out she loved baseball until I told where we were going. Sometimes it pays to be lucky.