He’s not kidding—I once visited France and Italy in August. Most restaurants are closed. My first meal in Milan was spaghetti in the kitchen with canned marinara sauce. My second meal was Chinese take-out. It got better when we spent a day in Bellagio and there was a restaurant open, presumably for vacationing Italians. Paris was a little better, but not much.
Da'Dad almost 2 years ago
’nough said.
dsTrekker Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sounds like one of my conversations when I try to take it into another room. “Now what was I saying…?”
Muzi54 almost 2 years ago
Been there, done that, no more closet space for the T-shirt.
1504jarvis almost 2 years ago
Apparently Mr Johnson has gone Continental.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 2 years ago
“…and then I stopped, thereby making my point.”
“Really? Maybe I should have paid closer attention.”
“Not if I bored you.”
“Okay. Good.”
whahoppened almost 2 years ago
Is work the only thing that slows?
Alias1600 almost 2 years ago
Love this joke.
WaitingMan almost 2 years ago
Don’t those Europeans know that vacations are un-American?
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wait. In the USA is different?
sobrown51 almost 2 years ago
Arlo is European in spirit.
wolfgang73 almost 2 years ago
Nuff said
Out of the Past almost 2 years ago
Including when they’re sick, which is very annoying.
exness Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I have mostly been a “housewife” for over 50 years. Don’t get days off, don’t get vacations. Don’t get to retire.
alexius23 almost 2 years ago
Hinting for a European vacation ?
j.l.farmer almost 2 years ago
I do that sometimes and it doesn’t have to be August!
Catmom almost 2 years ago
He’s not kidding—I once visited France and Italy in August. Most restaurants are closed. My first meal in Milan was spaghetti in the kitchen with canned marinara sauce. My second meal was Chinese take-out. It got better when we spent a day in Bellagio and there was a restaurant open, presumably for vacationing Italians. Paris was a little better, but not much.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Having studied, lived and worked in the UK, I can tell you that the best months for a European Vacation are September and October.
fencie almost 2 years ago
Those long breaks in European and other cultures worldwide play havoc with the supply chain when you’re in manufacturing here and trying to get parts.
Sneaker almost 2 years ago
I haven’t had a vacation for 20 years now. I am 80 also. Years ago my dad told me once you retire you get no vacations, you just go on trips!
eced52 almost 2 years ago
Give it a few years Arlo. You will segway into an altogether topic, instead of trying to remember what you were talking/thinking about