Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 27, 2022

  1. Small keeper
    McColl34 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yay for Goldie! She got in on the action as well!

     •  Reply
  2. Download
    Notaspy  over 2 years ago

    What was Elvis betting on? That the Man would never get a ponytail? Seems like he could never collect in that case…

     •  Reply
  3. The cat
    Le'letha Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Tomorrow’s headline: The return of Sunflower Elvis!

     •  Reply
  4. Photo
    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    The Bug! We don’t care about the man’s hair. Stick to the real news.

     •  Reply
  5. Cball head
    DeerOrchid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Panel 3: confetti continuation from yesterday and the spilling of coffee, as well as a sunflower Elvis. Wonderful.

     •  Reply
  6. Campina 2
    deadheadzan  over 2 years ago

    Elvis puffs out!! He’s out 30 bucks and wants to quit talking about his lost bet,already! Meanwhile how about Jules? Will he leave without a struggle? Stay tuned!

     •  Reply
  7. Kilo icon
    WelshRat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    We don’t make the headlines, the headlines make us…

     •  Reply
  8. Spooky
    Maizing  over 2 years ago

    Putting the hair up to stay cool in summer and letting it down to stay warm in winter are benefits of long hair.

     •  Reply
  9. Missing large
    dmah Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I know this is stating the obvious, but cat money is HUGE! Elvis could be glass half-full and, erm, be happy not to have to tote around those magazine sized bills any more …

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    Jonathan Mason  over 2 years ago

    Bangs? Must be an American thing.

     •  Reply
  11. D952539c 76e6 4b04 9f6d e49839f8a4c5
    KROverton  over 2 years ago

    A not so subliminal ad for ‘Elvis Puffs Out’!

     •  Reply
  12. Missing large
    catmom1360  over 2 years ago

    Where would the cats spend the cat money.

     •  Reply
  13. Dragon baby
    Tigrisan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That third panel is awesome! Elvis poofed is perfect. Need to see more July Bug though. I don’t think I’ve seen one since we moved out here. Cicadas up the yingyang, but no July bugs. We don’t have the conditions for them. :(

     •  Reply
  14. Missing large
    artchick530  over 2 years ago

    The July bug is soon to be the August bug … although, for those who are bugged by Jules and his story arc, he hasn’t been pest-ering anyone much this year.

     •  Reply
  15. Jungletaitei
    Jungle Empress  over 2 years ago

    LOL! I love Elvis’s poof cutting into the frame there!

     •  Reply
  16. Kawaii 5395394  340
    Cassia  over 2 years ago

    Six o’clock already

    And the breakin’ news just ain’t what it seems

    The Man’s tail like palomino’s

    Is enough to make poor Elvis scream

    But we just can’t wait

    For a new bet and Elvis tirade

    These are the days

    When you wish your bet was already made

    It’s just another manic news day (Whoa, whoa)

    We wish it was Tuesday (Whoa, whoa)

    ‘Cause that’s a new way (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)

    For an Elvis blown fuse day (Whoa, whoa)

    It’s just another manic news day

    - Prince Rogers Nelson – Manic Monday – The Bangles

     •  Reply
  17. 2020 11 30
    pixiekitten Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My old calicos favourite pastime was when a moth got inside the house.

     •  Reply
  18. 2019063095133708
    rs0204 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Betting on hair styles?…Hmm, Elvis is no Nathan Detroit.

    They call you kitty luck

    But there is room for doubt

    At times you have a very un-kitty-like way

    Of running out

    You’re on this date with me

    The pickin’s have been lush

    And yet before the evening is over

    You might give me the brush

    You might forget your manners

    You might refuse to stay

    And so the best that I can do is pray

    Luck be a cat tonight

    Luck be a cat tonight…

     •  Reply
  19. Missing large
    Katzen1415  over 2 years ago

    I want a bet on if the Woman will dye her hair pink again. Actually, I don ’t think that made it into the comic. I absolutely agree with Elvis in panel 3, though. There are only four days left in July!

     •  Reply
  20. Screenshot 2024 03 09 140504
    Gloria Fleming  over 2 years ago

    I wonder if The Man IRL is growing it to donate again.

     •  Reply
  21. 250
    ladykat  over 2 years ago

    I was thinking – could the cat’s face on that money be a small tribute to our beloved Admiral Sir Thomas Whiskerstache?

     •  Reply
  22. Red skelton
    Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Elvis, Call Annie over at Lila’s place. She is a gambling whiz and can give you some good advise.

     •  Reply
  23. Ten cats oliver annie kiss 81322
    daleandkristen  over 2 years ago

    Elvis is the cutest IMHO.

     •  Reply
  24. Profile picture 1466872462
    Kitty Katz  over 2 years ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Puckmosis: You were saying there was a similar incident in your village, Miss Marvel?

    Miss Marvel: Yes. I remember it was around the time when Floofnet was accepting applications for a scholarship to his Ceiling Can be a Floor Culinary School. There were so many applicants, and so few openings.

    Puckmosis: So you think someone was stealing food to create a great culinary masterpiece?

    Miss Marvel: Yes. But whoever it was didn’t need to. There was always enough in the pantry to create whatever anyone wanted to.

    Baba-Stet: I remember judging the entries. That was such a difficult decision.

    Miss Marvel: But one creation stood out. It was the Cheese and Graham Cracker dessert. It’s still popular to this day.

    Baba-Stet: I know a group of friends who solve problems while eating that dessert.

    Puckmosis: Maybe we should try that.

     •  Reply
  25. 12329532 e448 4241 a57c 7ac51626e23a
    sando33  over 2 years ago

    New outfits for wrestlemania.

     •  Reply
  26. Hipshotbellestarr
    scaeva Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yes, get back to the bug!!! (Doing his best Elvis impersonation … the cat, not the pelvis.)

     •  Reply
  27. Kirby close up with poppies behind   close cropped
    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    The woman who has cut my hair for the last fourteen years (OK, she’s my hairdresser) has retired. I have curly hair which I like to wear several inches long. I now face the daunting task of finding another hairdresser, who really can cut men’s curly hair (and doesn’t just claim to be able to do so.) My first trial was already a failure. I came home with what I call the “lesbian special”. (Don’t get me wrong, some of my best ex-wives are lesbian.) I just don’t like my hair that way. (So sue me.) :)

     •  Reply
  28. Media 5dc187a4803260.04617927 fdd8684c13693e6d6c85e304b87dcbf01c6b0e48b4fdb1af66a6adf1388907b3
    anomalous4  over 2 years ago

    OT: Overnight at TinyKittens…

    Rewind to 1:39am on the live stream:

    =Cookie is out of the man cave, eating a snack. Candy comes out of her nest & approaches…=

    Candy: Um…hi? You OK?

    Cookie: That depends. You’re not gonna throw any more placentas at me, are you?

    Candy: No…but I understand if you want your space…

    =Candy retreats; they sit looking at each other across the room for a few minutes until Cookie goes back into the man cave…=

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJHCsFOcDjY

     •  Reply
  29. Froggy with cat ears
    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    Elvis got fluffy.

     •  Reply
  30. Missing large
    sisterea  over 2 years ago

    As Elvis puffs out

     •  Reply
  31. Kirby close up with poppies behind   close cropped
    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    Isn’t an “undercut” just bangs for your neck? :)

     •  Reply
  32. Small
    cb8ty  over 2 years ago

    Puck used his phone app to order a bed for Buzzy-Mouse a while back.

     •  Reply
  33. Hellcat
    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    I hear Baba Mouse is starting a program to help compulsive gamblers get over it, Elvis.

     •  Reply
  34. Missing large
    erinurse2000  over 2 years ago

    As long as she doesn’t cut her own bangs

     •  Reply
  35. Avt freyjaw nurse48
    FreyjaRN Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Elvis should know better.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Breaking Cat News