Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 30, 2022

Wow, Works for me.

Classic move

Hubba and may I say yet again Hubba

Woo hoo! You got it girl! Show a little skin and he’ll sit up and bay at the moon!

Yeah, that’s the only way!

Don’t forget to give him his dose of viagra!

That’s one way to get him to put down the phone.

Ooh, la la!!!! Hubba hubba!!!

Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

Arlo seems to find it alarming.

The whoopie lamp is lit!

It must be Saturday.

Batter up!

I just color my hair and lie my @$$ off about my age. Though I’ll probably have to start getting Botox sometime before trying to pass off my sister’s grandchildren off as my older siblings. Otherwise people might start getting suspicious.

My best way to defy time is to turn off the lights.

I told my doctor I wanted to stop aging. He handed me a gun.

And she’s doing a GREAT job! Double hubba!!

My wife really liked this strip today.

Arlo’s eyeballs.

Men are always in the mood, but women have to get in the mood.

Somebody’s going new car shopping in the morning?

Comic strips are a fantasy world; anything can happen no matter how improbable.

oh MY!! see thru nightie! Arlo…either throw that phone down, or snap a picture!!

In the end time defies all of us. The best we can hope for is to win battles along the way… and that’s not bad.

Arlo, you lucky, lucky man!

☉ ͜ʖ ☉

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E52cUgenuc

what is the grey thing in the first panel?..

Atta girl Janis…jump his bones!

looking good

Arlo gets a nice surprise!

That seems a very good way.

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Yowza! Living for the loving!

I hope she doesn’t mean have a baby.

I don’t see any more discussion here about Jimmy retiring, lol …

By unplugging the clock?

Is she talking about sex? How would that defy time?

YUP-YUP!

“Rage, rage against the dying of the whoopie light.”

Put that phone away Argo!

Put your eyeballs back in your head, Arlo

Humina – humina

I don’t get it.

What is she spraying in her eye?

“I have defied time, and now time doth defy me.”

Forever Sexual

Yeppers! She and I agree on that!

What marvelous shading! Jimmy is showing off some talent here: the nightgown really gives you the impression of being diaphanous. How does he do that in such a simple drawing?! (Well, I mean, simple compared to the Mona Lisa)

To quote Ralph Norton, “Va Va Voom!”

I was totally in the dark, but as soon as I checked the comments — oh, yeah, right.

Sexy Mama… (｡•̀ᴗ-)

I do admit, you have awaked a lot of Arlo & Janis fans. But most were awake when “the new meeting of Arlo & Janis was done.”

Arlo is on a GOOD thing

Tomorrow’s cartoon may show him completely stuffed and unable to move