Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 18, 2022

I suspect her intentions are all bunk.

Playing with her bottom is no bunk.

In “North By Northwest,” Cary Grant did some of his best work in the top bunk. And Eva Marie Saint didn’t do too badly either.

♪ take the lust train to clarksville…

There’s a public sleeping car….sweet just like bus terminals. Grab a blanket and squeeze in.

oh baby

She doesn’t just settle, she gets to the bottom of things, pronto!

GAL: You’re wasting your time – I’m a devout Muslim.

GUY: DANG IT! I specifically asked to be put in Henry the Eighth’s Church Of England car!

To which the dear boy replies, “like the old joke ends, but whips and chains excite me”.

“…..and you have to wear my bra like a football helmet.”

However, in the bottom bunk, I’m on top!

“We’ll both be on the bottom bunk, but I’ll still be on top”

Lucky guy.

She wanted to be on top all along.

One could take that more than one way

Will, at any time, sleeping be involved?

I’ll show you my “dibs”!