Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 01, 2022

This story arc has taken up the entirety of February. I wonder if this will take the record for the longest P&HU storyline.

Sometimes, you need to ask yourself, are things actually lousy, or are you just hard to please?

Sometimes a name is just a name?

Come to think of it Dakota looks NOTHING like the state of Dakota.

It’s not all in the looks.

A matter of opinion?

I thought it was his humility that was supposed to be splendid…

I mean, this strip is PRETTY perfect.

Doesn’t matter how good anything is. You can’t please each and every single person that exists in the world.

Wait. Florence never saw him too? But…BUT…

I think it’s less that LSH is extraordinarily splendid in appearance that’s his defining trait, but rather that he’s so splendidly humble about it and not so prone to flaunt it, at least by unicorn standards.

Will you girls please stop talking about how splendid LSH is so that you can go look for Marigold?

If we ever get to see him, he’ll probably be the dorkiest looking unicorn in existence. (Of course that could be him faking it, and his real appearance truly is splendid.)

Um, his name would imply that it is his HUMILITY that is splendid, not his appearance. Y’know, Lord Splendid Humility.

“Lord Splendid Humility, you don’t look half un-splendid, I guess. Or whatever.”